...*climbs into her bubble*....

Yep Im getting into my bubble and bring my fam in and LOCKING the door until this swine flu is thru! Ya I just heard that there is some deadly oinker flu on the spread just what I need Black Death Plague year 2009 style. Yes ohh Yes, I AM in fact currently contemplating shitting myself after wetting myself of course,lmao. This is truly a conspiracy, and a f'n scary one. I say GENECIDE to the pigs....you see genecide is bad but not to the deadly pigs it aint because I DO NOT want pig flu near me. If that isnt scary enough I was on the elevator with my sick neighbour and I REALLY hope thats now what she has and I also came into contact with my mom and sister who were just recently in contact with Kory who was just recently in contact with MEXICO!!!!!FRIKIN MEXICO...they have a zillion cases...they started all this!!Godammit and mom says she felt nauseaus today!OMGOMGOMG!!! Im surely doomed! Well realistically no, but I still think so. Well Id like to thank John for helping me out with my white cancer lines in my mouth he actually found the true cause :

Linea alba (Latin for white line) is also a term used in dentistry to describe a horizontal streak on the mucosal surface of the cheek, level with the occlusal plane. It usually extends from the commissure to the posterior teeth and can be found with similar markings near the inner lip mucosa and corners of the mouth.

Like he said thats a fancy way of saying harmless white line on my inner cheek which means thanks to him Im not scared of those lines that used to horrify me all the time, thanks John. Now I can give my full concentration to the swine flu. Wholly crap ... swine flu....bird flu.....human flu...whats next??Tree flu,insect flu and potato chip flu. Probably. Ya I know Im dumb. Thats me. HAHA.
The End.
Sam