Yay!!

Well good morning all my friends...if that is that there is anyone but Bob that reads my goddam blog...haha. Im guessing now that its safe to state that Eli Bay is really a god send. Bob tells me on his blog that he tried the relaxation techniques and they must have worked because he got a good night sleep and didnt wake up freaking....go figure...a hypo can give another hypo good advice afterall....haha...its just following my own advice i sometimes really suck at, go figure!!
Well I know that Eli is responsible for my new better way of breathing(stomach breathing) as opposed to anxiety breathing(chest breathing). And the limitations Ive set on caffeine have made a great difference along with the increased intake of water and food. Ive definitelty cut back on my share of daily heart attacks and ailments...because we all know that I really have heart attacks and strokes on a multi-daily sort of basis haha...ya right...the beautiful world of hypo me. Well I got to bed at around 1:45 lastnight and woke up at 7 with my daughter Autumn...and my oldest daughter got up at 7:30 hehe. Havent eaten breakfast and thats not good because its been over an hour since I woke up and thats gunna say alot about my day if I dont get to it soon. For some reason my arms are aching and my jaw hurts ughhh....lets not freak out though my jaw hurts because i keep pressing on it and I have impacted wisdom teeth for which I refuse to get removed because lets face it Im bound to get a brain infection from the procedure, right? Well lol in my mind it is!haha.
And my arms ache because I spend way too much damned time typing blogs and researching symptoms from which causes symptoms and its a damn vicious cycle as all of us hypos like myself know. Hmmm...now what should I eat for breakfast haha...I think I'll have some cheerios...honeynut cheerios....and than Im off to shower and clean the house, what fun!!!Than to bathe my beautiful babies and than who knows what because its raining outside which means Im not going out there because Illl get sick....or should I as a hypo say 'sicker' and than end up with pneumonia and hey maybe it'll grow fungus and spread to my ears and eyeballs and coat my body in mould and grow trees from my nostrils and eventually suffocate me when the trees start too bloom and the roots grow down my throat causing a collapse and than ill turn into a large maple tree and than someone will cut me down and than ill be lumber which will get infested with termites and hahahahahahahaha Im just kidding ya but that was fun!!!!!!Its not that extreme but you get my point with the theories upon theories!!HAHA!
So now what to talk about Im not really sure anymore which is surprising for me haha....being a freak n all...well Im going to stop at this and go have a smoke and than eat and than force myself to get motivated(lol im so paranoid i started to type get myself pneumonia instead of motivated haha) geez. So ciao for now and watch out for that fungal pneumomia that causes death by trees growing out ur nostrils and mould all over your body BAHAHA Verrry SeRiOuS stuff ;)
Ciao for now my fellow freakazoids,
Sam.