Well according to google(ohh YES, I was on google) there is plenty of ways to say that dirty phrase 'low blood pressure'. Mainly though its referred to as 'hypotension'. Which I just HAD to look up upon coming home from the pharmacy knowing that my BP was 105/58....which the pharmicist happily informed me was low after I answered his creepy Questions:
Do you ever feel faint? Yes, I replied.
Do you ever feel dizzy? Yes, I replied again.
Well you should go to your doctor about your 'low blood pressure' because they have medication for that, he states to me.
GREATTTT, that makes me feel wonderful so I came home to my famous friend google and looked it up and heres what I found, see for yourself my doom: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/low-blood-pressure/DS00590
And for those of you who dont click it says all kinds of horrid things about what could cause low blood pressure so now Im thinking about having another FIT! Not only do I have low blood pressure but I may have to take meds to make it higher and I dont know for sure but I can see a side effect of meds that INCREASE your blood pressure having side effects like 'may rarely cause hypertension and heart attacks' .... ya no doubt that will make me ECSTATIC* to take the meds...merely ecstatic!Thats for damnnn certain! But hey wouldnt a normal person just not jump to conclusions until seeing the doc? Of course they would but hey I said 'normal' person and well, lets face it, thats just not me so therefore Im going to freak OUT! I have a headache right now and I feel a little spacey and im going to automatically blame my low blood pressure for that and freak out about going into shock because Im focused on nothing other than a serious heart or neurological issue causing it BLAH!Arent I just radiating with positive energy?Ya,..thats what I thought lol.
Now my back and chest hurts and my shoulderblades...ohh ya here we go nice nice nice. But hey Im running out of things to type right now, I just thought that I would share that priceless information about my doomed hypochondriac life with you, how nice of me...wouldnt you say? Ohh ya!I Rock.
Editors note the (*) located int he article beside the word ecstatic clearly indicates that although ecstatic is a positive word for the most part that the writer meant it in the most negative and sarcastic way ever to exist in mankind.
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