OK..right now Im just sitting here ... waiting for the yummy cream of chicken soup to come off of the stove for me and my oldest daughter. I just felt like coming on here to ramble a new discovery to you...my mother just decided to 'nicely' inform me that I the hypo-psycho used to pick up people chewed up gum off the ground and chew it when I was little. YES!! Eat an unknown strangers GERM INFESTED bubble gum...that is NASTY...well atleast I thought so:-)
I also thought that I would let all of you caring followers of mine know that I have made a compete recovery from lastnights contracted uncurable lung infection and heart attack and stroke. YAY me! Im still not 100% over the the AIDS thing yet, though Im almost surely convinced that Im A-OK! I haven't contracted any serious illnesses yet today other than the daily chest pains and stuff so thats a bonus. Whilst I was sitting on the thrown though haha I decided to put some serious thought into how nasty it was that some people DONT wash their hands after they use the facilities....and than after dwelling on it for my whole trip to the thrown I ended up washing my hands vigourisly with soap.THATS ME! Well actually I lied Im still not over my necrotizing fascitis that Ive contracted on my leg but thankfully it hasnt spread in the almost year its been there(good sign its not necrotizing fascitis than) Nahhh....Its DEFINITELY necoritizing fascitis! Im really hoping I can cure myself of it before the trip to tha park with the whole family tomorrow *fingers crossed*.That function should go well providing noone coughs or sneezes there humanely droplets onto me HAHA!!
BIG SHOUT OUT to John too...who listened contently for hours lastnight as I told him I was dying of numerous contracted illnesses.....in which ALL of I accumulated in hours following being informed of them....ya go figure eh...its not 'all in my head' I SWEAR!
Well another thing thats relatively interesting is the fact that Ive been NOT dreaming of contracting horrid illnesses Ive actually been dreaming of much stranger things like travelling with a pack of werewolves and getting viciously surrounded by a leader and his group of vampires for whom I decided to marry and abandon my wolves even after they warned me it'd be for an eternity. And my leader vampire husband for whom which I was totally infatuated with had what I noticed was god aweful haircut and a hideous face when I woke up and thought back to it. Ya, Im officially a hypo VAMPIRE weirdo with Werewof preoccupations...dont ask weird dreams are supposed to be side effects of medication for which I do NOT even take. But something tells me that it could have been a connection to the prozac that I was taking a few weeks ago for which I stopped because I was wholeheartedly convinced that I was getting seretonin syndrome and musle fatigue and increased panic from..which my psychiatrist informed me was impossible at such a low dose as 20mg but I was to convinced to believe his professional opinion and chose to take faith in my own personal opinion of it all. But ya...who knows LOL!
Ohhh and I must also notify you of the experience today trying 'fiji' brand bottled water...which indicates it has NOT been touched by mankind or the environment until you crack open the bottle(verry reassuring info for a hypo like me so it was a sole choice) but than it says it was bottled in the 'republic of fiji' so I jokingly stated to my mother that we should vaction there and she stated in a 'comforting' tone of voice "Ya sure if ya REALLY wanna get AIDS we will" well so we have it Im drinking water from a place that my mother exclaims is SURE to be crawling with AIDS. Suddenly I think that there must be alot more in my water than the stated silica,magnesium,calcium and PHP count,if ya get what Im saying ALOT more than those stated nutrients like other things like AIDS!!ANd I just consumed it, by the way...thanks ma,haha. That turned out to be the conversation for the rest of the way home as I yes...continued to drink the water...geez. I would also like to pointlessly mention that Im glad that 'momwithanxiety'(is her username on a anxiety forum) thinks Im funny haha and enjoys my blog like a few others. I would also like to thank her wholeheartedly for informing me of fatal lung infections, NOT!! Lol its okay I forgive you 'momwithanxiety'....now Im just 'hypoSamwithanxiety' from hearing that but hey thats always been me :-P.
And besides...Ive overcame that 2 hour illness that I even HARASSED my gramma over baha. *Im a weirdo doo da doo da*
I really really wish.
That.
We.
Lived.
In.
A.
Disase-Free.
World.
And.
A.
Germ.
Free.
One.
Too.
BAHA!
Ya that was fun making a million paragraphs out of just several words :-)
Well I guess that thats all for now,take care all you fans of hypo me.
Sam.
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Thanks for the shout out...well, you made it through another night! But I can see from your above post that something new has caught your attention....Uh OH!!!!
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